Sunday, September 23, 2007

"You cannot teach kindergarden kids hungover."

A few questions...
It's first period, no one's in the room, you're not teaching, your computer dings. You gaze over at your screen and notice that J-Crew is having unbelievable sales and this company has taken the time to email you (their valued consumer) about these sales. You're one click away from over seventy percent savings. Is it okay to look at the clothing online. Additionally, is it okay to buy clothing via the internet at school?

You get to live in a television show of your choice for one week. The character you choose to come on the show as can be related to teh main characters in anyway you choose. Which show do you pick and what is your character's relation to the main characters of the show?

Weather: Cloudy, unseasonably cool, sunny, rainy, really just a typical seattle weather identity crisis.
Notable Topics: We discussed our spin-off of "The Office", cleverly named, "The Classroom".
Drinks Consumed: Wendy & Jerry, Greyhounds (just a sidenote, Jerry, our little lush, had two); Robin, Carronade (just picture a pink pretty drink); Mandy, G&T.
Sidenotes: Jerry is forlorn, for the hills will be alive with the sound of music this weekend at the Paramount, but his heart cannot fly because Sarah won't be in the country. Robin might go, but we're not convinced.
Gossip: Gossip for this week can be combined with our discussion of "The Classroom" the show that we will write and get rich off of. We've based it off of "The Office" of course, and off of the people we know--which makes it even more fun to discuss. For instance, the woman who let "the girls" peak out at curriculum night had an eager parent volunteer (the parent volunteer had gonads). There would definitely be a character who would bare their breasts on curriculum night--it'd be funny, eh?

We miss you two. Safe travels, friends!

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Are you trying to be cruel??? Why would you even mention anything about the beloved SOUND OF MUSIC??? I´m typing through my tears... Robin, you´d better go!!

I love the idea about the classroom being a sitcom as long as it´s not a Welcome Back Kotter type thing.

LOVE the question. What first comes to my mind is Matlock´s lover, but on more careful analysis, I think I would be Flipper´s sister. I could swim along and have a great time while he did all the work such as warning people of upcoming reefs, difusing bombs, and dolphin-stuff like that.

But really, I would love to be one of the FRIENDS. I would be Jennifer Aniston´s lover. The plot line would be a week-long fling in Seattle as I miss living there!! At the end of the week, I would break it off to be with a better looking woman: Vanessa (I just realized she could read this).

Teacher´s Cock Tales are so fun to read. It´s almost like being there. Thanks for keeping up the blog--we LOVE it!!

xoxo,
Sarah

Sarah said...

Hey, what were your answers to the sitcom question?