Picture Day

Weather: Still on the deck.
Attendance: Robin (check her shoes out), Jerry, Wendy, and Mandy
Notable Topics of Discussion: Well, we spoke of nothing but missing you the whole time.
Drinks Consumed: Robin, Vodka & Tonic; Wendy, Greyhound; Jerry, Salty Dog; Mandy, G&T
Laughs: More naked people, this time it wasn’t Shevaun. Apparently there is a nude “beach” in the arboretum—Wendy, Dan, and Mandy saw naked people when kayaking this week. As an addendum to this story, Robin has observed that there are men of all shapes and sizes that spend ten minutes or less on a “walk” in this very park...at around seven am. Drugs? Sex? Senator Craig? Does this sound familiar? In other news, Jerry left his room this morning and returned a few minutes later, finding a very large Tampax box on the floor. It was meant for Evergreen Junior High (at least that's what the address label read), but why was it stashed in his classroom? Oh, the mysteries of feminine hygiene.
Bitching: Parents hassled Robin over pictures today—sixth grade parents. Apparently she brought her students down to pictures on time and these parents anticipated her class would be late. When she was on time, it completely blew their mind and there was confrontation. Robin won.
Gossip: Peter is having an affair with his child’s teacher. She’s a first year teacher—about twenty-two. Just four years older than his first kid, David. He was a little freaked out by the prosthetic leg, but found it to be stimulating—sensually. Who would have though this for Peter?

Jerry's note to Sarah: Surf over to mymediaconsumption.blogspot.com to keep up with the Chaplin films being shown at The Paramount.